incorrect-slytherin:

Science

Slytherin: so I just found out the food you eat becomes energy

Slytherin:(kicking The air) that’s spaghetti

Slytherin:(punching nothing) that’s tacos

Slytherin:(dropping it low) that’s brownies

Ravenclaw:(in the background) that’s my girlfriend

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anextrapart:

jugandbettsdetectiveagency:

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

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neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

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